This girl has really been getting on my nerves lately. We're friends (supposedly) but she never returns my calls and blows me off all the time! So here we go...
Your car smells like a barf bag
You look like an old hag
Looking in your eyes, yea it makes me quiver
Your face looks like you've got jaundice of the liver
Your a*s looks like a deflated balloon
If I compared you with a boat, yea it'd be a pontoon
Your taste in fashion well it sucks the shaft
You need desperate help from someone fast!
When it comes to smarts yea you're always short
But you'd be an all-star if sucking c*ck was a sport!
You think that you are something grand
But hanging out with you feels like a toilet that's jammed
: )